Humor

Just for the sake of a feel-good reading; articles and posts in this category may not have to be political and must not be religiously sarcastic or otherwise!

F*ck You, Mr. President – A Letter from Pakistan to Zardari

Monday, August 16, 2010
By OmEr Jamil
F*ck You, Mr. President – A Letter from Pakistan to Zardari

Let us begin with the fact that you have not changed. You have always been corrupt. And you are still corrupt today. Let us now add to the corruption your amazing f**king arrogance, your oh-so-charming response to all opposition – mein unn ko l*** pay likhta hoon – and your general I-don’t-give-a-f**k attitude. The... »

Funny Text Messages on Janab-e-Sadr Zardari in Circulation

Sunday, August 15, 2010
By Shams
Funny Text Messages on Janab-e-Sadr Zardari in Circulation

These messages on ‘Janab e Sadr’, remained in circulation before and on 63rd Independence Day of Pakistan.A compilation. »

Funny Ghazal: Awam, Media aur Janab-e-Sadar

Friday, August 13, 2010
By Shams
Funny Ghazal: Awam, Media aur Janab-e-Sadar

Awam Aur Media nay Kaha, Ye Bazi Asool Ki Bazi hai, Ye Bazi Tum he haro Gae, ...Har Ghar say Shamim Niklae Ga Tum, Itnay, Jootay Khao Gae, Tum Birmingham Say kab Ao gae, Phir joota Kab Khao gae, »

US President Barack Hussein Obama’s First 100 Days – by The Onion

Monday, November 16, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
US President Barack Hussein Obama’s First 100 Days – by The Onion

DAY 100: Everything all fixed. - DAY 99: President Obama is relieved to find out that no one really pays attention to a president's second 100 days in office. - DAY 98: An ear of corn wakes up in the middle of the night screaming, "Vilsack!!" - DAY 97: Obama falls victim to... »

Pakistani Actress Film Star Meera Consults Black-Magicians Now

Friday, September 11, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
Pakistani Actress Film Star Meera Consults Black-Magicians Now

While on twitter just some minutes ago, I happened to come across this news snippet a twitter-friend of mine (@Xabeen) shared as twitpic. Shocking, surprising and hilarious at the same time :-D According to Daily Jang, dated September 11, 2009, Pakistani Film Actress Meera (real name: Irtiza Rubab) now uses evil tactics to... »

Video: Nikah Khwan Testifies the Wedding & Film Star Meera is Smashed by GEO Tv Anchors

Thursday, September 10, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
Video: Nikah Khwan Testifies the Wedding & Film Star Meera is Smashed by GEO Tv Anchors

As the Nikah Khwan Maulana Ahmad Ali Sajid himself appears and testifies that the Nikah (Marriage Contract) of Pakistani Actress Irtiza Rubab (which is the real name of Meera) D/O Syed Sarwar Shah was formally performed and consummated by him on September 02, 2007 with Attique-ur-Rehman and that the Nikah Naama (Marriage... »

Lone Survivor From India’s Failed Moon Mission Chandrayaan-I

Saturday, September 5, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
Lone Survivor From India’s Failed Moon Mission Chandrayaan-I

Before anyone calls me a jealous Pakistani, let me say that it is an impressive feat for a developing nation and one that has the world's largest concentration of poverty to launch space expeditions. It proves that the Anglo-Saxons don't have a monopoly over talent and hard work. It is instructive that India's... »

Video: India Pakistan Military Comparison – Part-II

Friday, September 4, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
Video: India Pakistan Military Comparison – Part-II

You can always see the statistical data of Military Comparison of India & Pakistan, here. Besides the conventional military balance, the statistical data and critical analysis between India and Pakistan, here is, yet another piece for your eyes for the comparison of forces of India and Pakistan. This video was shared by a... »

Video: Humor: Asif Ali Zardari Introduces Bilawal Bhutto Zardari

Tuesday, August 11, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
Video: Humor: Asif Ali Zardari Introduces Bilawal Bhutto Zardari

President of Pakistan Asif Ali Zardari introduces his son; Bilawal Bhutto Zardari - A friend of mine (Muhammad Waqas Iqrar) posted this video on facebook. I found it funny and worth sharing with you here on Haqeeqat.Org. Below, kindly watch the funny video and also share with friends: - Asif Ali Zardari introduces... »

Abida Hussain & Foolish Pakistani Commandos

Sunday, August 9, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
Abida Hussain & Foolish Pakistani Commandos

She used the common cover story of democracy and dictatorship, she being a democratic warrior feudal princess, of course, [who owns hundreds of poor men, women and children who work for free on her farmlands and who are forbidden to have basic human rights. But that doesn’t matter since most of Pakistan's 'democratic... »

Is PPP Government Going to Arrest CEOs of Google and Yahoo! also?

Friday, July 17, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
Is PPP Government Going to Arrest CEOs of Google and Yahoo! also?

Frustrated over continued failures, PPP-led Government is now resorting to worst ever desperate measures by threatening its citizen from speaking truth about failures and corruption in government of Pakistan not to mention anything about Mr. 10%. Okay, we are scared but is our government going to arrest CEO of Google for providing a... »

No Jokes on Zardari or Rehman Malik, Please!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
No Jokes on Zardari or Rehman Malik, Please!

Pakistan’s Elected Dictatorship: The New Pakistani Cyber Crime Act: Adam Gonn With Ahmed Quraishi - In 2006-07, Washington brokered a ‘deal’ with an outgoing military ruler to restore democracy in the country. Pundits warned that Benazir Bhutto and her husband weren’t exactly democrats. Washington needed yes-men in Islamabad. It got what it wanted.... »

Our Funny Presidential Spokesman

Sunday, July 5, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
Our Funny Presidential Spokesman

This story further strengthens my belief that some of our funny politicians will take a long long time to learn what democracy and governance is. Bad luck for them, Pakistan doesn’t have the luxury of time and we need to do something about it [we’ll discuss this in the future. Let’s... »

Free $14 Billion Dollar Airtime For Twitter On CNN

Sunday, July 5, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
Free $14 Billion Dollar Airtime For Twitter On CNN

It's not just me. Others like cartoonist Matt Bors are also noticing the absurdity of the Twitter revolution that CNN is heavily promoting. Seriously, why the free advertising for Twitter? I mean, even the US military joined in when it arranged a free trip for Twitter owners to Iraq to meet tribal leaders... »

Humor Video: LIVE Fight between Pakistan People’s Party Leaders on DM Digital TV

Sunday, June 28, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
Humor Video: LIVE Fight between Pakistan People’s Party Leaders on DM Digital TV

In this shockingly sad or funny or hilarious or exploding video- I am really not sure what to call it- being broadcasted LIVE on DM Digital TV, Pakistan People's Party and another political working having a debate over politics of course, when suddenly Khwaja sahab kick off just so LIVE on air in... »

Obama sees his Ancient Twin at Egypt Pyramids

Sunday, June 7, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
Obama sees his Ancient Twin at Egypt Pyramids

Joe Von Kanel | CNN Writer and Editor President Obama got an “up close and personal” —VERY personal as it turns out— look at the pyramids before leaving Egypt today. One of the tombs contains a 4,600-year-old relief portrait of a man named Kar, who was a priest, scholar and judge. He also looked... »

Video – Is Obama Really Osama Bin Laden?

Monday, April 27, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
Video – Is Obama Really Osama Bin Laden?

A very interesting video work done using morphing technology. A cousin of my posted this video on facebook and I found it very interesting, though the morphing editor has added textual description forcing the viewer to believe as if it is really Osama bin Laden transformed to Obama; but no doubt, its really convincing at... »

A Song Dedicated to President of Pakistan Mr. Awfully Zardari

Monday, January 12, 2009
By OmEr Jamil
A Song Dedicated to President of Pakistan Mr. Awfully Zardari

Check this out A funny (more than funny in deed) parody of the Song JEE KARDA tailored specially for Mr. Awfully Zardari... Read, laugh and share ;-) »

Humor – Funny Pictures of Mr. Awfully Zardari

Friday, December 26, 2008
By OmEr Jamil

Lots of actual and edited funny and hilarious pictures of Mr. Asif Ali (Awfully) Zardari and his son Bilawal Bhutto Zardari... Enjoy the show... »

Humor – Punjaagi Video – Bush Shoe Attack Punjabi Remix

Tuesday, December 23, 2008
By OmEr Jamil

A hilarious humor punjaagi video - Bush Shoe Attack Punjabi Dubbing Remix, a worth watching video clip showing the Iraqi Journalist Muntazar al-Zaidi throwing his shoe one after another at American President George W. Bush on his fair well conference at Baghdad... »

Humor – Look-alike Celebrities Pictures

Thursday, December 18, 2008
By OmEr Jamil
Humor – Look-alike Celebrities Pictures

Check our the following pictures of celebrities and politicians and the amazing similarity. »

Bush Shoe-Toss Immortalized in Games, Animations

Wednesday, December 17, 2008
By OmEr Jamil
Bush Shoe-Toss Immortalized in Games, Animations

That didn't take long... Yesterday, an angry Iraqi journalist hurled his shoes at President George W. Bush. Today there is a game parodying the incident. As reported by UK newspaper the Telegraph: »

Humor – Preliminary Investigations – The Shoe Thrown at Bush

Tuesday, December 16, 2008
By OmEr Jamil
Humor – Preliminary Investigations – The Shoe Thrown at Bush

Preliminary investigations: The shoe tossed by Iraqi journalist at George Bush has been linked to Pakistan. It is said to have been made in a factory in Lahore. »

Iraqi Journalist Hurls Shoes at Bush at Fair-well

Monday, December 15, 2008
By OmEr Jamil
Iraqi Journalist Hurls Shoes at Bush at Fair-well

A surprise visit by US President George Bush to Iraq has been overshadowed by an incident in which two shoes were thrown at him during a news conference. »

Humor: Politicians’ Blunders

Friday, November 28, 2008
By OmEr Jamil
Humor: Politicians’ Blunders

Find mentioned the hilarious routine-life blunders made by several politicians such as Shehbaz Shareef, General Zia-ul-Haq, General Yahya Khan, Benazir Bhutto, Sardar Farooq Ahmad Khan Laghari, Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto, Malik Meraj Khalid, Khwaja Raheem, Mian Muhammad Nawaz Shareef and Ayub Khan to name a few. Give it look how: »

Why do Islamic Conferences end without Reaching a Mutual Goal?

Tuesday, November 25, 2008
By OmEr Jamil

It has been since ages that most of the Islamic Conferences end without reaching a mutual point-of-action and/or goal... some interesting facts and reasons causing such failure to Islamic Conferences are mentioned below... ;-) »

Humor: Video: CJP Dogar’s Pants Down

Tuesday, November 25, 2008
By OmEr Jamil

Hilarious video clip, Cheap Justice of Pakistan (a.k.a Chief Justice of Pakistan) Abdul Hameed Dogar had his pants dropped down in public, what an embarrassing situation caught on video »

Humor: Video Clip: Punjabi Remix – Zardari & Sarah Palin

Wednesday, November 19, 2008
By OmEr Jamil

An extremely hilarious (punjabi remixed) video clip played at AAG Television making fun of Zardari's flirtatious tharkiness with Sarah Palin on his tour to America some months ago »

Humor: Zardari signs Guestbook on Quaid’s tomb

Tuesday, November 18, 2008
By OmEr Jamil

After becomes President of Pakistan, Mr. Asif Ali Zardari made his first visit to Quaid-e-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah's tomb and left the following marks on the guestbook: »

Humor: Maulvi & Zardari

Tuesday, November 18, 2008
By OmEr Jamil

Once a Maulvi went to advice Zardari and said: Makhlooq ko mat tung kia karo warna Allah ka azab aa jaé ga »

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What in your opinion are the principal threats of the age? – He answered – “First, is what we call terrorism in the United States, but which is really the uprising of radical Islam against the secular world, and against the democratic world, on behalf of re-establishing a sort of Caliphate. That is directed as much against moderate Islam, than it is against non-Islamic societies.” — Henry Kissinger

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